Please don't let this Troll hijack our most entertaining thread. Just ignore him. Diverting attention is an age-old RN ploy.
Back to the main plot.
At Linton in the mid '70s, I was discussing arrangements for the guard of honour for the impending AOC's inspection, with the inimitable Jack Holt. I told him that I knew said AOC of old, and that he had a fearsome reputation.
"Don't you worry, Sir" replied Mr Holt, "Air Officers don't frighten me!"