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Old 20th May 2011, 15:30
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dkh51250
 
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At Rock Central in the late 70s working alongside them. Yet another parade had been organised, this time however we did not have the SWO. Instead we had a WO from Training Wing who's drinking exploits were legendary.

Cpl DKH was summoned to the front of the flight during one of the parade rehearsals. Said WO addressed me personally at 500 decibel level and in the spittle zone. "Cpl DKH there are those who can and those who can't. You are a can't, what are you"?

" I am a can't sir"

"Cpl DKH you are not even pronouncing it properly"

Another of his favourite lines, "When I gives you the eyes front, I wants to see them eyes come round like a pair of racing dogs b*ll*cks at White City Stadium"
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