Yes, I know, I'm a weirdo. I wish I could faff about, fishing for my boarding pass, wandering aimlessly looking for my seat, blocking the aisle while I slowly unpack my newspaper, cardigan, sandwiches, etc, from my bag, like the rest of you. But I just can't do it.
No, I can't do it either.
I can't carry on a bag big enough to fill an overhead locker in one go, a suit hangar and a laptop at the same time either.
All I can manage is my Vango backpack that the lappie happens to fit, plus my in flight reading matter (got a Kindle now anyway
) and that goes under the seat in front.
Sorry chaps, letting the travelling public down I know, but I'm usually in the door (with a pat on the outside
) and into my seat in about one minute flat, with all the rest of my stuff in the hold.
