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Old 18th May 2011, 11:20
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Management In Charge
 
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Management are in charge

Au Contraire. You are only just witnessing the birth of Qantas.

Stay tuned for more surprises. Qantas is far more than just an employer of choice, the most idolized airline, one of the most profitable airlines worldwide and a truly iconic national symbol of excellence, longevity and perfection.
No, Qantas attracts and employs only the most senior, industry respected, talented financially endowed Management of any airline in history. That is correct, we are a brand that has fought many a fight before that has been initiated by undereducated frontline minions. The battles may be waged against us, but management has never lost. No matter what you may try, you will not break management. We have fought SARS, GFC, competition, high oil prices and natural disasters, but one thing still remains – strong management. Lower ranked workers come and go, aircraft types come and go, destinations come and go, but one thing stays reliable, permanent and indestructible – management. We are rock solid like Uluru, unbreakable like Mount Fuji, dependable like a Red Cross worker in times of need, compassionate like a third world aid worker – we are management.

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