I'll put my hand up and contribute to an advertising campaign.
The punchline has to be short and sweet and attention grabbing.
How about
:
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"Hello this is your pilot speaking, would you like fries with your order?"
Alan Joyce wants to pay the pilot of your flight the same as a student flipping burgers.
Are you happy about your life being Mc valued?
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A little dramatic perhaps, but the Qf
PR department already well and truly started down that path..