Originally Posted by
Ranger5
I asked my pongo friend and he said, and I quote: "I wore my mess-dress to a few civvy functions, instead of black-tie. The birds drip clunge juice all over themselves."
R5
Did he actually define "birds" as experience has shown that in almost every case the "bird" normally hanging from a soldiers arm looks like a hippo in heels and spandex with a real flair for dancing round a handbag whilst swilling from a pint glass
