I've just read DH latest ????
I now need some help. There's now a pile of vomit all over my lounge carpet. Can't blame the dog as don't have one sadly. So any ideas folks on how I can explain this to my dear wife maņana.
( message to the mods. Sorry but we as non strikers have their fill over the last couple of years, so please allow us a little leeway to be flippant. Thanks)