I'll give it a go next time Glasgow beckons, but if I get questioned for suspicious behaviour I'll be cross.
I was just so surprised that this factored in as a choice of carrier: would never have bothered me. Think the aged relative must buy extra leg room as last time I went anywhere near Thomas Cook (or was it Airtours), I thought I would have to be greased to slither into the seat (and for the avoidance of doubt I weigh 73kg so its not like I have to get past my own stomach).