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........But don't accuse me beforehand.
and a previous poster .........
I'm not an alcoholic and I'm not a Fanatical Terrorist - get used to it.
Totally agree.
I recently tested positive at a recent road stop, and I hadn't had an alcoholic drink. The (lady) police hofficer suggested that it might be my aftershave that was being sensed ( no, I don't drink the stuff ! ) and admitted that her own make-up occasionally set off their gadget.
Lay off.