My partner understands the word 'no', just as I understand it when she says it...
Is that as in "No, no, no.....oh god, oh god, yes, yes, yes, Yessss......aaahhh"?
Anyway, PompeyPaul, I hope you stopped at a suitable pub on the way home, then turned to the other half and said "Beer me, bitch - and you're driving home but not until I say so!"