Took a pair of F4's into Butterworth circa '72 and met an interesting Brit lady who had been banned from the Officers Mess. Had to ask her why and the reply was 'Because I put my footprints on the ceiling'. Naturally I needed more explanation and that was when she told me that it was because she had no knickers on at the time.
Still can't believe that is a valid reason for being banned from an Aussie Mess.