What a gorgeous post, asinclai! Thankyou!
(Gosh guys, lap it up! We dont get too many like that - we usually get the standard too fat, too old and too angry! LOLOLOL)
Oh Yeah Thunderbird One, I can really relate to the repetitive thingy getting up your goat! Thank god we got rid of the magazine run......
Me: "Would you like a magazine?"
Pax: "OOOh yes please! What do you have there?"
Me: "Well we have the Womans Day, the Who, Harpers Bazaar, House and Garden, Time, Bulletin and the Weekly"
Pax: "What was that again?"
Me: "We have the Womans Day, the Who, Harpers Bazaar, House and Garden, Time, Bulletin and the Weekly"
Pax: "Womens Day please"
Me: (the very NEXT row) "Would you like a magazine?"
Pax: "What do you have there?"
Nnnnaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Then there is the classic "Bevan" joke
Me: "Would you like some head sets?"
Bevan: (leans over to his Bevan mate and says loud enough for EVERYONE to hear) "How did she know my name was Sets?"
Actually, I thought that one was pretty funny the FIRST time I heard it!