Many severals ago there was a story . . .
An irate lady phoned the CO at RAF B******* to complain bitterly about the low flying jets, the terrible noise, her dropped stitches and her nervous cat. After listening to a stream of invective, the CO politely inquired whether or not she had noticed the country markings on the jets.
"Oh yes," retorts the angry lady, "they all had RAF roundals on them."
"Not red stars then" asked the CO.
"No, definitely roundals." she replied haughtily.
A brief pause, then the CO said quietly "Nice, isn't it."