That Toilet ACARS
promani
"We have had about 3/4 pages dedicated to landing gears. Next we will have posts concerning the toilet ACARS."
Let's see, if all the lavs were occupied, then the VS struck by lightning taking out the TCAS and weakening the always suspect VS, resulting in a mass IWE (Involuntary Waste Expulsion), the resulting synchronous flush, reduces the cabin pressure causing an apparent 300ft drop that triggers that ACARS msg, during the ensuing upset caused by the inability of the AB flight control system to deal with the situation (wouldn't happen on a Boeing mind you), the plane flies through the previously expelled falling fecal matter simultaneously blocking all three pitot tubes, the pilots drop the MLG to reduce the perceived overspeed... and so on.
Hopefully you all realize this is a humorous attempt to conflate many of the prevailing theories.