Can't I start my own rumour?
Does it have to be someone else's?
It was mostly true too.....I've got witnesses ......[maybe the grey nomad bit was going too far]...
'Snot often someone puts his hand up for making a minor dill of himself....so why wouldya lock it?
Must be true [with a coupla exceptions]...Mods don't have a sense of humour.
Flopt