George Bush, the pope and a school boy were being flown to Washington when the plane lost all power and was going to crash. There were only two parachutes so there was a discussion over who should have them. GWB said "I am the most powerful man in the world and its important to world security that I live", he grabbed a parachute and jump out the door. The Pope looked at the young lad and said "I am an old man and you have your whole life ahead of you, take the parachute and live a long and honest life". The boy looked at the pope and said, "Its ok there are two parachutes left, Bush grabbed my school bag"