Three freight dogs from Air France Cargo, GSS and Lufthansa Cargo sit in a bar talking...
The Air France Cargo guy says:
"You know guys, we have a pilot on the line, who was injured during the war, and he had to have his arm aputated. BUT, he flies better than most of the guys with just his one arm..."
The GSS guy says:
"Well chaps thats great, but we have a pilot in our company who lost a leg during the war, and he will outfly anyone I know..."
Finally the Lufthansa Cargo guy says:
"Ach, thats nothing, we have a guy who crashed during the war and was torn into so many pieces, that only his ar****le was left....and now he is our chief pilot !!!!"
Now before anyone gets upset, I only chose 3 random airlines...insert your favourite airlines instead...happy landings
