Thanks for the laugh! I guess I deserved that, but still, nothing in the 121.189 states, "a pilot shall" , a 'pilot' can/should/or would.
These are great rules!
The 'person' can take-off as long as the aircraft can miss all the obstacles by at least 35 feet.
AND the landing and takeoff distances cannot be longer than the runway.
What else does one need?