Some good entries there, people.
In second place, Toptobottom with
"Well, it's not too bad. You really need fishnets to stop them completely..."
- and that embarrassed smiley is well deserved.
But the winner this time round is Fox3WheresMyBanana (there's a story there !):
When I said clash with the enemy, pink was not what I had in mind.
All yours !!