Or the passengers went:
Pax: ehhh pah-lot can I use me puckin phone?
Pilot: Um, standby, I'm kinda busy right now
Pax: ehh dats okay ay, ah just godda call up me brudda. Iz dis gunna take long eh Pah-lot? Im a kinda thirsty ay?
Pilot: Standby and await further instructions.
Pax: How bout a schmoke den ay? You got wun I can borrow?
Pilot:
Pilot: Pan Pan, Pan Pan, Pan Pan, 210 xxx xxx xxx, gear issues and injured passenger, request immediate vectors for final.
ATC: xxx, copy the pan pan, state the nature of the injuries.
Pilot: I dunno, if you look at your window, you'll see him in about 5 seconds.....
ATC: Understood.