Good one Toss. I still think about an old flame, Juliawati...
May as well continue the changed direction of this thread:
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Aussie, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a warm loving hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a big passionate kiss and walked on.
The Aussie woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fu**ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'