"Drapes has to admire the lads bottle,(no I don't actually admire his arse never having seen it), Drapes always looks at the mil forum and enjoys reading it, but to post there, wow!.
Drapes did post on that forum once, but one ran away and hid in the cupboard under the stairs for a while afterwards".
Ohhhh! Now you're for it. ya got away last time. But now we know where to find ya.