Special Br*4ch, SB, or secret squirrels as they are usually called in the job have a habit of answering the phone and not admitting to who they are?
It usually goes something like this ..phone goes... the secret squirrel picks up phone and says "who is it and what do you want?!" if they dont get the correct answer they then put the phone down without identifying themselves!
Think of Inspector Clouseu but in a funnier telephone manner.
It can be such a quiet life for the SB boys at regional airports you will often find them wandering around in their rubber healed shoes looking to impress someone like the trolley dollies in their civvie suits.
Their other job when not making the tea, is to meet and greet senior officers who use them as bagage handlers while passing through an airport
