Hang on a minute - they spread your ashes over the side while
in the circuit???
So in other words, you don't want to be walking around on the apron when this is going on or you'd need a shower to "wash that man right out of your hair"???
Erp! No thanks! After I die, take my organs and donate the useful ones (hopefully leaving my liver out of the equation

) then cremate what's left. Take a small amount of that and there's this neat little corrie lake in Conor Pass (that's it in the photo) where you can spread those ashes about and put my tombstone, but the rest is to be put in a large waterballoon and dropped on the next NIMBY to protest against an airfield