Ladies, Gents and degenerate general aviation pilots ...
It's with great sadness that I must announce my retirement from Insults, training & mentoring.
After years of roster instability from F/O sick outs, I have decided to call it a day and let the more professional CRM orientated trainers run the 777 fleet.
After attending numerous Anthony Robins courses for my personality disorders I have also taken it upon myself to make some apologies ...
I would like to apologise for ruining numerous guys commands
I would like to apologise for ruining numerous guys QL's
I would like to apologise for ruining numerous guys sims
I would like to apologise for fingering out guys to the training department
I would like to apologise for making guys drink beer with me on overnights when they couldn't stand the sight of me
I would like to apologise for being abusive in the bar and being a FIGJAM
I would like to apologise for hitting on ------'s wife when he fell asleep
Now all I have to do is some bungee jumps and a skydive and I should be a normal person again.
As it turns out I am just a wanna be 707 pilot and Caribou reject
