Whilst many have questioned my parentage (and still do!), I can absolutely refute any biological relationship to TOFO. Indeed, I am surprised TOFO has taken this slur on his character so calmly!
It used to be rather too easy to gain a few pounds when flying on the 'rod, the Dairy Cream Sponges and Jam Doughnuts were a staple diet, although they worked very well at soaking up several pints of Seventy in the Scruff's Bar after flying.
