You might be a Freight Dawg if:
You use shampoo to wash your underwear.
You have cooked frozen meals on the cockpit space heater cuz the oven was inop. (DC-8)
The FE hotwired the tip-over switch on the space heater so it would run facing up..
Your flight mech jams the hot water faucet on and takes a shower under the drain mast.
You have taken in-flight crew rest sleeping on a cargo net strung up like a hammock..
You have given ATC your drivers license number for the over-flight permit.
Manual reversion is normal operation..
You have changed your callsign in-flight at least twice..
Closed airspace does not mean us...
Requested tower visibility when RVR was too low..
Pumped extra fuel to the tank feeding the engine with the only operating hydraulic pump.
Used a VERY thick pencil on a chtistmas tree W&B..
Made pallets lighter so the jumpseaters could go..
Your FE "hid" extra fuel because he didn't think you put enough extra on..
More when I think of them...