Having been on the receiving end of this sort of
PR-speak drivel for the past 30 years, I had almost lost the will to live by the tenth word.
By the way, I'm currently working on a new engine design which works on rice-pudding, sucks carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and turns it into fresh spring water with a hint of lemon - all I need is to get some industry big hitters on-side and I can start the ball rolling.
Gimme a break