Thanks for that - I shall give it a miss though.
Listening to Hague droning on always reminds me of Michael Palin as 'Eric Olthwaite' in
Ripping Yarns:
"It were always raining in Denley Moor, 'cept on days when it were fine; and there weren't many of those - not if you include drizzle as rain. And even if it weren't drizzling, it were overcast and there were a lot of moisture in the air. You'd come home as though it had been raining, even though there had been no evidence of precipitation in the rain gauge outside the town hall..."
'A boring little tit'....