Would I still have to do nonsense duties such as orderly officer?
Several years ago, a chum who joined Virgin at just the right moment after leaving the RAF was whingeing about the fact that he was temporarily having to fly from Gatwick and that the company had only given him a company parking pass for his normal base at Heathrow.
Q. "Do they provide transport between Heathrow and Gatwick" A. "Yes"
Q. "What if you use your own car and drive to Gatwick?" A. "They pay the Heathrow-Gatwick mileage".
Q. "Even if you drive, as I bŁoody well know you do, direct to Gatwick?" A. "Yes".
Q. "When did you last do SDO, you whingeing git?" A.
