Undertheweather You are right to an exrent. But it will be worth it just to see the 'bottle' trick and of course to have a drink with the ever delightful
Bexy 
slim_slag Does this mean you are coming over? It would be great to see you. You would win, easily, the ' dodgy plastic aeroplane award' for the furthest travelled....
Anyone else considering turning up, just do it.....!!!!!!