Augustus, thanks for giving me the best belly laugh I have had for donkeys.
You really don't get it do you? BA are working with pax/employee ratios that are unsustainable if they wish to compete. Compare FR's 6000 pax per employee to BA's 650!
Enjoy the contents of the Nigelboard while you can - at this rate it will likely get scrapped as a cost saving measure.
Top Tip - Get yourself on the 747 fleet (if not already there), as soon that's all Auntie will be flying!