"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your witchdoct...errr Captain speaking, welcome to Rye nAir Africa, we will shortly be embarking passengers and should be airborne again in the next two minutes... for those that have not travelled Rye nAir Africa before please note we have a wide selection of beverages and snack items for sale, ranging from peanuts to curried goat...... thank you for flying Rye nAir Africa"