That or the fact that you are an out of work pilot who owns a dog called Shaggy, you live under a bridge off the N55, you bathe in a local lake, you haven't eaten in 4 days and you would be willing to work for a beating in order to take the pain of life away!
Aye. Luxury lad, luxury... When I were a lad the dog used to own us, shagged me, t' bridge hadn't been built, nor had N55 so we slept in t' lake, never ate at all and asked for beatings before, during and after work, for which we paid tuppence...
Kids today
