wnw - now that would have been v funny if it wasn't so v tragic!
narrow escape myself - almost signed on the dotted line.....would have done but role subsequently reduced to hangar manager !!!!!!!!!
I suppose should be grateful that atleast they didn't have the manners to inform me of a change of plan so I could read about change of job spec in the local newspaper!
good luck to everyone involved - at the coal face that is........