Thanks BEagle, good to know that it's being worked on.
I notice from
this AOPA UK page that competent but un-certificated pilots such as Torque Tonight should have a reasonable route to an EASA aerobatic rating:
A candidate who already has reasonable aerobatic experience, who wishes to obtain any of the AOPA Aerobatic Certificates can do so by applying for a flight competency test with any qualified instructor who is registered with AOPA for the purpose of conducting such tests.
Not perfect, but manageable.