How about those oh so helpful families that stack up their meal trays, and look suprised when I unstack them on their tray table to try and put them in the meal cart.
How about a 1hr50min LGW-PMI/MAH/IBZ when you've nearly killed yourself running around with the bar, hot meal, tea/coffee, hot towels and then duty free, and then, they start asking for more drinks as you shovel some food in your mouth!!
Can I have a blanket, as you're serving tea or coffee. 9 times out of 10 the blankets are in the locker above them!!
On boarding when you ask for their boarding card, they say "I'm in 25 D, I know where that is" Was that what I asked you for!!
Bless them.