Someone needs a sense of humour check!!!
For all of our sakes Sweetie, no need to be so hung up.
The replies are FAB-O!!!
They crack me up.
Man, if we couldn't laugh at our pax we'd kill 'em...or wrap 'em up in a tight white jacket and belt 'em around the head.
You'all forgot one
"would you like tea or coffee?" "chicken or beef?"
"Yes"
Classic...
"well, which one luv?"