at the engineer is coming to try and sort out my home broadband connection
Similar problems mate. We had a technician here recently who looked like a young Ozzy Osbourne. We appear to now have a rock-solid internet connection but no phone line.
But those problems are insignificant to last weeks drama. A routine cardiac echo for my wife revealed "growths" (tumours?) on the liver. With a past history of cancer we fell to pieces with worry but a more accurate ultrasound a day later revealed a "fatty liver".
First time in our lives it felt good to be fat! Just thought I'd remind you that there are human beings behind the silhouettes.