Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It
That sounds like a girl I once...'knew'
! Except that the 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' normally
followed the 'Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It, Stop It'.....
Your transport this evening from Bardufoss to Lyneham has been cancelled due to lack of funding/interest. You will now be transferred by coach to the nearest ferry terminal, where your unit will be expected to cough up for the crossing.
And since you aren't used to living in civilised accommodation, you won't be in cabins; instead you will be required to erect (or whatever you do with them) your tents (whatever those are) on the open deck. A trough of stew will be provided for dinner; it will be refilled with porridge for breakfast. If you need to attend to the call of nature, there's the lee rail. If your need is more urgent, a bucket may be requested. In the unlikely event that you wish to have a wash, the bucket may be lowered into the sea using the rope provided. It is recommended that you do this before using the bucket for any alternative purpose.