Sir's, Ma'am's, Ladies & Gents
Your transport this evening from Bardufoss to Lyneham has been cancelled due to lack of funding/interest. You will now be transferred by coach to the nearest ferry terminal, where your unit will be expected to cough up for the crossing.
Don't have a go at the AT fleet, just because the're playing the game better than you are. They put more hours in, in more sh1t holes than you do, be grateful they are coming to get you and STFU