Hardly Worth it,
Seldom have I seen such effective trolling on a forum. Sixty words in 3 lines and you have almost managed to get a Jihad out on you. I hope you have plenty of Scrumpy to drink while watching the self-flagellation take place, or is it just Moose's Milk until you get back? Just pray the C-130 crew don't recognise you until you get back to Blighty.