Daves office Number 10 - The phone rings.
Voice: Dave, Dave are you there mate?
PM: Yah who is it?
Voice: Billy, Billy Hague..
PM: Who?
Voice: Billy Hague....Your ForSec dumbo..
PM: Oh yah, yah, hold on, let me just turn down the Jams 'Eton Rifles'.... That's better. Sup up your real ale and collect your old public school fags -What's the score Billy?
Hague: well we've been outflanked by the Hun and the Garlic munchers old boy, and we need to do something pronto.
PM: Something eh? - What about the Royal Wedding?
Hague: No Dave, this is no recession, its Libya, serious stuff. ITN news made us look stupid last night.
PM: ITN made US look stupid?? - That's saying something Billy. So what do we do?
Hague: Well I think we've still got an Air-force, so lets send them in and be the heroes - paying the landing fees, obviously, we don't want to offend anyone, but what we need is a no fly zone.
PM: Well I'm in the process of making them all redundant, they wont be flying then will they?
Hague: Fair enough Dave, fair enough...click.
Cue music....
"......what a catalyst you turned out to be - loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea..."