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Old 27th Feb 2011, 19:46
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To lighten the mood of the thread somewhat (after all, do you really need SOP's to tell you how to land your aircraft -if so maybe you should be re-considering your position), I offer this in reply to BOAC's #92.
Late night and dark. 757 and the forward galley lights go out if the flight deck door is opened. Disorientated passenger needs a desperate call of nature. He opens the flight deck door (pre all this nonsense) but suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. Disregarding the (absent) instructions which always used to be displayed in Public Lavatories (and I remember asking, "Mummy, what does that mean?!!!") - "Please adjust your dress before leaving", the unfortunate passenger retreated in a hurry, slammed the door and turned around. On came the lights and there he was for all to see. Wonderful. How did Mr Boeing think of that?
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