welcome..
My dear don't worry... there will be a red carpet at your arrival and you will be a guest of he Sheik in is Palace until you find something that satisfies you.
Free champagne and caviar will be at your disposal during the time it will take to make up your mind on which of the many fabulous location is most suitable for you and once you are done to choose the model of the Iacuzzi and tiles color in the bathroom. For the furniture you will be given the choice between Louis XIV or Baroque.
The nearest mosque will be at least at 5km distance as per the contract...
They treat their slaves nicely..here! By the way your chains will be gold plated... well it is fake gold... but who cares...you can still tell your friend it is real!! Enjoy!!Still take into account you might end up in some ****** up place in temporary accommodation for a few months.... but then ..golden chains!!!