Not been on this thread for a while but had to thank Phil for some amusement in these dark days...
Phil I congratulate you on your posts, I thought all good British Comics had died, but no your there with some great wind up comments
I did a bit of research on the internet and is this you??
I sense you may have been a failed helicopter pilot not able to get into HEMS work?
Maybe this is the reason your jealous??
Anyway Phil your fan club grows. My missus bought me two tickets to see Peter Kay , sadly her 90 squid is now in the gurbby hands of an internet ticket scam. I am at loss for a good laugh, you appearing anywhere???