Or, as Mrs PN says, "What price the Ark sitting off Tripoli?"
Yeah, I'm sure they would be sh1tting bricks at the thought of half a dozen Harriers with the RCS of a barn door laying just off the coast.
Ark Royal would last about 2 mins if 'Colonel G' gave the order.
P.S. Why is he only a Colonel, I'd have thought you would need to be at least a General to get away with a Goatee.