Why anyone would give their money to someone with a fake tan and unfortunate taste in neckties is beyond me.
Step 1: Open an Internaxx account - preferential trading prices for EK pilots. Fully insured and fully owned by TD bank.
Step 2: Pick a portfolio:
Model Portfolios
These are skewed for Canadians but you will get the idea
Step 3: Buy something for your chosen portfolio monthly and never be tempted to move stuff around. Net cost to you about 0.75% annually plus a few hundred dollars in commissions.
Enjoy retirement.