The Met men we had at Bruggen were the very best
I have to agree - generally excellent.
However, I do have a specific memory of one met brief in the hard over the talking orange during an exercise, when met man said, "many showers around today".
Question from me: "So how many showers are we talking about?"
Met man: "Oh 3 to 4 an hour".
Me: "And how long do you expect each one to last?"
Met man: "15 to 20 minutes probably"