A New Zealand footballer came to Australia to play football.
When he arrived, he was told to go and see Wally Lewis.
Wally asked the Kiwi if he was any good on the field.
"****, yeah!" replied the Kiwi.
"Okay," said Wally. "We'll give you a run in the first
half and pull you off at half time."
"****, that's different." Said the Kiwi. "We only get
oranges at half time in New Zealand!"